A conversation at the gym

B: Did you ever hear back from that guy?
Me: Ughhhh, yes. I thought I had gotten rid of him but he messaged me again the next day.
B: ::shakes head::
Me: How come the ones I want to stick around don't, and the ones I don't want to stick around do?
B: Well, do you do something differently with the ones you don't like than the ones you like?
Me: Yeah, I am bitchier to the ones I don't like.
B: Yup. Unfortunately, bitchiness works with us.
Me: See, I've been thinking for awhile that my problem with dating was that I'm not a big enough bitch, but when I shared this thought with my parents, my Dad said "Trust me, you are bitchy enough as you are."

(Hmmm, maybe it's time for a dating experiment? OPERATION BITCH. Right in time for Valentine's Day!)